I went and got a caramel frappucino the other day and I was disappointed. Normally they kind of look like this. And this one did, more or less. Yes, I like extra caramel.
But where did the coffee flavour go?! All I got was a mouthful of a watery cream, possibly milk, somewhat sugary drink. No coffee to be found! I’m sorry… did I not offer a frappuccino? Do they no longer have coffee in them? Did I get a vanilla frap by accident? Let me try that again… I said a caramel coffee frapuccino…Once again, I get the same drink! What the heck is going on!? Maybe it’s this branch…
3 different starbucks, 3 different cities, same damn drink! OK what gives? Was I too distracted to notice no one wants coffee in their fraps anymore? Well, at least they still have macchiatos but it just isn’t the same… I like they coffee slushy… Picture me with a total sad face. Then, my husband goes to fast food and brings me a rescue drink!
Now see, we all know that McDonalds has cheaper coffee but is it better? This was their caramel frappe, with an e to make it fancy! OK McD’s what are you trying to pull?
Goodness… what’s this…? Coffee?! There’s actual coffee flavour slushy…!? Oh my wow! This was sweet and coffee and slush… JUST like the fraps used to be! But well, not as much caramel… until of course, I said the magic words…”extra caramel please.” and voila!
Holy ginger snaps! All the gooey caramel and the coffee slush?! Hooo yeah, come to me baby! Star who?! I was back in my coffee caramel slush heaven. But there’s a price to pay, of course. For one, your version of extra caramel may not be that of the person making it. Unlike Starbucks, the McD team takes caramel liberal. Their drinks can vary depending on who makes it. However, if you’re in it for the coffee more than the caramel, you’re golden! Oh and you have to pay extra for the extra caramel whereas as Starbucks just does it… I think… I haven’t had one in a while but last I heard it was still free to ask for extra drizzle. Oh and you can’t get extra shots with McDonald’s because theirs is a premix, which I guess so is Starbucks but they can still add an espresso shot or whatever where as McD’s can’t… at least I don’t think so…never asked but I don’t think they sell espresso.
So now that I’m getting fancy and branching out… why did I never go to Peet’s?! I decided to try the burger king version of this drink. And their premix is similar to McD’s but maybe more creamy, though not as bad as Starbucks, and sweeter. It STILL has coffee flavour though so it’s not watered down. The caramel is alright as well.
Oh right… I remember why I didn’t try another coffee shop… both the McD’s and the Burger King option are cheaper! Well… Maybe one day I will try another coffee shop’s version but isn’t that like going to Teavana and expecting cheap Tea? I think I’m better off with the fast foods for now… or if I can find a local coffee shop…maybe there. I think the commercialization of Starbucks and their stretched thin because they’re on every corner made their fraps fall flat which is sad but ey, more money in my pocket!
Have you found a good frap somewhere else? Let me know in the comments below!
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I know it’s been forever since I’ve done this. Something called a job has been keeping me distracted…one day I’ll have to get rid of that to focus just on this…but until then I’ll just have to keep trying harder. I have so many reviews backed up! And of course, kitten stories! Until next time, folks. Thank you for reading!