New CHALLENGE. Write a love poem or letter, by someone who is not human, to someone else (any species). Some things to consider might be how this species woos possible mates (any differently than humans?), a method of delivery, and how well the recipient likes it.
Anything from a dirty little note to a sweet melodic piece. Go ahead.
So here’s what I wrote:
I saw you staring several times now and rumours have been flying for months now. I know you find me completely fabulous and you certainly wouldn’t be wrong, but darling, I have many things to consider. If you’re to be my trophy buddy, I can’t have you looking anything less than debonair!
You have great bone structure, not as awesome as mine, mind you, but definitely something to work with and I could enhance your appeal. Of course, having me by your side will boost your appearance, but I can’t do everything, honey. Regardless, I know what you’re looking for and I graciously accept your invitation. However do keep in mind, my attention will wane as you know I’m not a one-man attraction. I can’t very well deprive everyone from me now could I? That wouldn’t be fair but I hope you realise your importance when I say you’ll definitely be in my top 5. That isn’t a very easy spot to be in, you know? Lots of people vie for that spot!
So what do you say? Do you want to rise up in the dating pool or would you rather keep dating the frogs you call exes after a few rounds?
And the Gabe character would be saying this:
Alistair, you arrogant but gorgeous fool! What makes you think I’d want to be in your top five?! Darling, I belong in the top 2! Yes the rumours are true, I have been pining for you but don’t think for a moment that your beautiful face and dazzling smile will get you anywhere other than my bedroom. I say we go a few rounds first and then decide what to do with the rest. Even if you end up a frog, we could have so much fun together! I don’t care if you decide to bed the whole kingdom, as you call it, as long as you end up in my bed tonight. I have already thought of a few ideas which I think you would like. It involves mirrors, I’m sure you love watching yourself in action as much as I like watching you out of it. Now how about you take that pretty little butt of yours and bring it on over!
Of course, Alistair would be super offended at being called a frog or told what to do, and he surely will make Gabe pay for his mistake but in a fun way. They do, as Gabe suggested, go a few rounds. Don’t worry, I won’t spoil those surprises here. You have to read the story to find out how it all plays out and if Alistair ends up being a frog or if Gabe finally catches the ever bachelor Alistair. You never know, stranger things have happened… I’ve heard Half Elves go human even. But not in this case, Alistair thinks too much of himself to ever go human. If anything it’d be Gabe who’d have to change… After all, no mere human has ever been able to remotely even think they could possibly deny the request of the ever so alluring High Elf named Alistair. Do you think a High Elf and a human mix well or would it be a huge disaster after a while?